Shoes
No, No, NOOOOO! Don’t put me on!
You hate me!
You think you love me,
I’m pretty, and expensive.
I really am gorgeous.
And I look like I could be comfortable,
BUT I’M NOT!
Oh no, here we go.
Take a spare pair,
for the love of all that’s holy!
Or,
I swear,
I will
make
you
so sorry.
